Talk:River/@comment-24216186-20151230032100/@comment-24216186-20160104172018

OOOH, that sucks. But it's perfect! Hopefully she won't be knocked down too often... right...? But anyways, heck yeah! Arkanov will cut off his manhood, cook it in a pot of boiling water, maybe season it with salt and pepper and feed it to his shadow dog.