Talk:River/@comment-24216186-20160428130539/@comment-24216186-20160502235600

Thank you, but my lips are just not worthy of having your godly lips on them. I should at least be paying you because you're forced to kiss these flap flaps. I can repay you in undying love. But you're so sweet! Eh, okay immature jokes like farts and burps... not really the best.