Talk:River/@comment-24216186-20160418120912/@comment-7270135-20160420011333

He would totally burn every food he tries to make, it's what he gets for looking up to a destructive mage who corrupted herself. But yeah my mom actually does that, where she lights a food-scented candle and it tricks me into thinking it's real food. I have no clue, but I will make it as disturbing as humanly possible, because killing dozens of not hundreds of children is bound to catch up with her.