Talk:River/@comment-24216186-20160109220924/@comment-24216186-20160128004030

They can always pickle it! It'd be gross to have pickled foods all the time but it's another way to preserve things, but carrying around jars is also troublesome. HAHA! In your face, MYRRO! That's what he gets for trying to steal River. You don't just steal people. Yeah, but that's kind of what Santiago gets for not seeing the true value of women besides for sex earlier. LOL THE SMOL BAE. The smol ones are the weakest and are therefore the easiest to target...