Talk:River/@comment-24216186-20160109220924/@comment-24216186-20160128141611

Nah, not Slim Jims, though those aren't my favorite. There's some weird twisty-knot beef stick thing here that's made with this fake cheese and it kind of reminds me of a DNA strand, but it's kind of gross. Yeah! I really like Thomas now too, and I actually care about his backstory for once. So yay! Oh no, if Myrro called River an "it" Arkanov would go ape. Are you sure you need an angry Ark in this story? Kestral can deal with pain and death like everyone else! She doesn't get special treatment because she's smol.