Talk:Kestral/@comment-7270135-20151109030214/@comment-7270135-20151130234235

That's true, and people have even been married to objects that don't have any sort of intelligence or sentience at all, like that woman who married the Eiffel Tower. They might be a couple, but I'll think about it more once I get the whole thing with the cyber mages rolling. Oh my goodness, you want Behemoth to kill Hyacinth?! But like, what if she gets paralyzed from the neck down?!