Talk:River/@comment-24216186-20160418120912/@comment-7270135-20160421021028

I believe it's solely because corn syrup is somehow cheaper, and of course capitalist America has to make as much money and spend as little of it as possible because screw the health of citizens. We could just chill and eat pot brownies, maybe watch some movies too. I heard bad movies are always better when high, so maybe I can show you Divergent.