User blog comment:SigmaAlphaThree/100 Questions for the traitor Arkanov/@comment-7270135-20160103232532/@comment-7270135-20160124063230

But sometimes it gets crazy dark, like some that are 75% cocoa, and it's insanity how bitter that can get despite being still delicious to me. Exactly! You'll be great in real life and you're already an amazing person online.

Who knows… maaaaaaaybe he can find another human there, fall in love, and take them back to his underwater palace once he appreciates humanity and regains his godly form?