Talk:River/@comment-24216186-20160109220924/@comment-7270135-20160121044125

You sleep on the couch?! Nonsense, I can't be so unfair to you! We could always sleep on the couch together, and maybe even in the same bed if we're not caught together like that before we wake up. Yeah, whenever I see headlines about it I always get freaked out because of how suddenly common it is and how nothing is being done about it...