User blog comment:SigmaAlphaThree/100 Questions for the traitor Arkanov/@comment-7270135-20160104022641/@comment-24216186-20160130014727

Woah, what?! That's amazing. And very lucky for you! It rains here so spiders come in all of the time and just bit me up, my thighs and arms and everything. You do? Ooh, I didn't know you liked doing things in the dark like that...

Me? The hero? You're the real hero. You saved me from total and utter sadness, you've made my world complete.